Mrs Butterworth acordes

F# F5 (x4)            

F#             F5   F#  F5  F#     F5  F#  F5
  Your life is shit,          Shit
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#     F5  F#  F5
  Your life is bogus,         Bull
F#            F5    F#  F5  F#      F5  F#  F5
 Your life is crime,          Crime
F#            F5   F#  F5   F#     F5  F#  F5
 Your life is hell,           Hell

F#5  E5        B5   C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, with my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5         C5
I'm gonna die, don't fuck with me

F# F5 (x2)

F#             F5   F#  F5  F#    F5  F#  F5
  Your life is shit,          Shit
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#         F5   F#  F5
  Your life is clean,         Its clean
F#             F5   F#     F5     F#   F5  F# F5
  Your life is lame,  It's not so funny
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#     F5  F#     F5
  Your life is stale,         frail,     frail

F#5 E5        B5   C5          F#5
    I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5           B5   C5    F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5         B5     C5    F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5      C5    F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5
I'm gonna die, watch the pain!

F# F5 (x2)
F# F5 (x4)

Your life is shit

I'm gonna open up myself a flea market

I'm gonna open up myself a flea market

And you're gonna wish that you did

And retire on the profits

First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars,

And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
              
With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop

And then I am going to put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf

Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups

I've accumulated over the past 62 years

Then I'm going to get some plywood

I'm going to get some plywood

And cut them up into two by two feet squares

Then I'm going to get some burlap

And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares

And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood

And then I'm going to go to the beach

I'm going to go to the beach

And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood

And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood

And glue them onto the plywood and burlap

And sell 'em for lots of money

People will be paying top dollar

For my kids' new used new toys and clothing

Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress

I've been sleeping on

F#5  E5        B5   C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5      C5   
I'm going to hell on my libido
F#5  E5        B5   C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5  C5     
I'm gonna die on my libido
F#5  E5        B    C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5   F#5
I'm gonna die on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5
I'm gonna die, watch the pain!

F# F5 (x4)

F#5